Mr. Las Vegas - Wayne Fucking Newton

Wayne Fucking Newton - Mr. Las Vegas
Name: Carson Wayne Newton
Born: April 3, 1942
Birthplace: Roanoke, Virginia USA
Fan Sites: Mary's Fanpage
Wayne on Wikipedia
Wayne on IMDB
Wayne on
Wayne on YouTube
Wayne on MySpace
Fan Mail: Wayne Newton
c/o William Morris Agency
1325 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY
10019 USA

Mr. Las Vegas : Wayne Fucking Newton

But really now... who is this Wayne Fucking Newton character? Adolescent posesser of the spooky croon "Danke Schoen"? Las Vegas showman and sex idol for the coitally confused? Gambino crime family front man and Aladdin Casino fall guy? Pencil moustachioed lounge-lizard with machinations to be lizard-king Morrison? Ultra-creepy banjo weilding bajillionnaire and high roller in the Siegfried & Roy set? Potential ass-kicker of America's FunnyMan Johnny Carson? Who the Wayne Fucking Newton knows.

VT is proud to present our little look at the man behind the teeth:

Wayne Newton's Hits on iTunes

Red Roses for a Blue Lady
One of WFN's biggest hits
Summer Wind
One of WFN's biggest hits
Danke Schoen
Waynes Biggest Hit
They Can't Take That Away From Me
Wayne's take on a Sinatra classic
I've Got The World On A String
Another Sinatra Classic - with Newton pizazz
>> See all of Wayne's Hits
The whole kit and kaboodle
Note: You must have iTunes installed on your computer to listen to these tracks (its free).

Notable Quotes

"[Wayne Newton is] as close to joining George Hamilton in the select group of persons more famous for their celebrity status than for any active artistic creation." -

"Here's a guy who looks like a truck driver and sounds like a choir girl" - Frank Sinatra

Rusty: "Holy Crap! Wayne Newton's hitting on mom!" - Vegas Vacation

"If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton then divorced him to marry Elton John, her name would be 'Olivia Newton-John-Newton-John'" - some website

"Your naaaaaht Wayne Newton!" - Roseanne

"Wayne Newton has officially replaced Bob Hope as the head of the USOcelebrity tour and will depart November 12 to entertain troops overseas. Army generals say the biggest threat to Newton when he arrives in Afghanistan is friendly fire. When told Newton would be performing, American soldiers called it, 'our biggest setback so far'" - Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update"