Readers Choice for Worst Show:

Wayne F. Newton

Huh? Seriously? Wayne Fucking Newton as worst show in Las Vegas? Are you guys on drugs? Booze? Popping pills maybe? Did y'all smoke a big fat joint and pour three fingers of scotch (neat) before you voted? Did you look at the other nominees?

HOW IN THE WORLD COULD YOU VOTE FOR WAYNE FUCKING NEWTON AS WORST ENTERTAINER? Because he's a creepy Republican shill tax evader with a plastic pompadour, bullshit sentimentality and mediocre talent. Ok, we said it... next category.