Readers Choice for Worst Place to Get Laid:

Jail

Hi. My name is Bubba what's your name? Where did you get that orange jumpsuit? It looks great on you... fits much snugger than mine. Do you come here often? I've been here for 10 years... aggrivated assault. You're kinda cute. You don't like that? Well tough shit. I'm the boss of this cell and what I say goes. Guess what? I've got a dong the size of a Buick and you're my bitch until someone comes by to bail you out.

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