Readers Choice for Worst Neon Sign:

Stratosphere

Oh Stratosphere, let us count the ways in which thou sucketh. For thine suckethness is clear and concise, and worthy of the following verse.

Oh tall prick like tower
That pointeth the way up Stupak's ass
Your neon mess is quite uninviting
This time i'll take a pass
What you're selling we're not buying
Afraid to get a fresh dose of the clap
The readers, they have spoken
and they say the Stratosphere sign is crap