Readers Choice for Biggest Pet Peeve:

Porn Slappers

VegasTripping is proud to have coined the term Porn Slappers, in fact we trademarked it (not really). Regardless, these pesky little gnats love to push stripper cards into our pockets whenever we walk down the street. Walking hand in hand with your spouse no less. Uh... guys. I got a cheap ho already... I'm not going to be looking for another one unless she's planning on taking me to dinner at SW Steakhouse.

Truth be told, the porn slappers generate a large percentage of leads for the Vegas sex trade. A friend of ours used to collect the cards for post-Vegas fetishment. Something about the giant red stars photoshopped on to their jubblies really got him hot.

Porn Slappers Be GONE!