Readers Choice for Best Whorehouse:

Wynn Las Vegas

Why travel 70 miles out to Pahrump to a brothel when you can simply go down to the B Bar adjacent to the craps tables at Wynn Las Vegas and get a hooker there? That's some great thinking! Yes, there are tons of hookers at Wynn Las Vegas and if you make yourself look available you'll have no problems magenetizing one to your jock strap.

Steve Wynn himself said that the most important feature of Wynn Las Vegas is service - and guess what folks - he wasn't lying. So next time your knuckle head friends want to drive out to Pahrump to get serviced - a $1000 blow job - politely interject that services as described are available at Wynn Las Vegas for 1/2 the price and none of the road work.