Readers Choice for Best Place to Get Laid:

Hard Rock

The fact of the matter is... people don't go to the Hard Rock for burgers, blackjack or bands. They go there to get laid. Whatever your proclivities for sexual arousal may be, the Hard Rock offers up a cornucopia of zoot suited metrosexual men, and a bevy of buxom bombshell babes who are all after one thing, and one thing only - SEX. At the Hard Rock, gambling is something you pretend to do while you're actually trolling for action. Be sure to check out Rehab party at the Hard Rock pool for some fliratatious daytime fun.

Even a damn restaurant is called Pink Taco.