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Paris Hilton Pees
Herself at Tao

Paris Hilton, queen of the skanks, got her just desserts one evening at Tao ultralounge at Venetian. After partying her tits off, drinking to excess, saying 'That's hot' for the 5 billionth time and extending her already expired 15 minutes of quasi-fame for yet another belabored fortnight, she headed to the restroom but didn't make it in time. She stood there aghast in the ladies room as she soiled her panties (if she was wearing any) and pissed all down her leg. She stormed out quickly, chasing her dignity right to the gutter where she belongs.

Is that a little harsh?