Mr. Las Vegas. He's a card carrying Republican, a friend and campaigner for the Bushies and other right wing nutbags. He's always evading his taxes. He's always going bankrupt. He's always a little condescending and creepy. He talks to audiences with faux sincerity, he treatened to beat up Johnny Carson because the King of Late night made too many jokes about Wayne. He sings the same songs. He's a hack piano/guitar/banjo/fiddle player who knows a handful of basic tricks REALLY well but never uses his raw talent to truly express his musicality. He's creepy. He's skeevy. He's Wayne Fucking Newton - Mr. Las Vegas... and the Worst Entertainer in Las Vegas.