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Vegas Pet Peeve: Leave the Kids at Home

Please folks. Leave the kids at home. Vegas isn't for children. Its for drinking, gambling, fucking, tripping, freaking out and losing your mind. Yah yah yah... Excalibur, Circus-Circus, MGM Grand and some other joints try to tell you to bring the kids, but lets be serious:

HIRE A SITTER!

Your kids would love a vacation from you as much as you would like one from them.

Get crazy, get loose, grab your spouse and get a jacuzzi room and fuck like a pornstar between sessions at the craps table and turns at the buffet.

LEAVE THE KIDS AT HOME.

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