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Sayonara Wynn Nightlife Social Media History

Posted by Chuckmonster on 6 Jan 2017
On January 1st the social media accounts of all of Wynn Las Vegas' nightlife venues deleted all of their previous posts. For xsample: XS Instagram, XS Facebook. I'd link to their Snapchat but other...

Tagged: wynn las vegas   nightlife   internets   social media   marketing   quantum teledildonics on ice   


What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Posted by Chuckmonster on 29 Jul 2016
I just wanted to take a minute to share with y'all the long-form diary of the recent trip to Macau that I shared with Hunter and JohnH. I started typing this story out on my...

Tagged: macautripping   macau   cotai   wynn palace   linolens   trip reports   china   quantum teledildonics   creative writing   


MGM CEO Jim Murren Blogs About Parking

Posted by Chuckmonster on 22 Jan 2016
While the east coast of the U.S. is getting hammered by blizzard, MGM Resorts CEO Jim Murren has been busy shoveling snow of his own - in the employee parking garage. Jim Murren has taken...

Tagged: mgm   profit growth plan   paid parking   jim murren   blogs   quantum teledildonics   


Truth In Advertising Dept.: Wynn Messes Up The Pips On Dice Again

Posted by Chuckmonster on 7 Jan 2016
We've told them once, we've told them a thousand times... Obviously, those are not regulation dice. The pips are all wrong, they're glowing white and massive. Is that an obelisk or a sconce? Can I...

Tagged: wynn   encore   encore players club   truth in advertising   quantum teledildonics   


Encore Players Club Books Playboy Model Sara Underwood

Posted by Chuckmonster on 5 Jan 2016
The brand new Encore Players Club has announced that model Sara Underwood will be "hosting" on Saturday January 16, 2016. Mmmmmm chain mail. Ms. Underwood was the Playboy Playmate of the Year of the year for 2007,...

Tagged: encore players club   celebutards   nightlife   encore   quantum teledildonics   


Caption Contest: The Encore Players Club

Posted by Chuckmonster on 3 Dec 2015
The forthcoming Encore Player's Club unveiled their logo/marketing last evening (see above.) Naturally, we're going to make fun of it... and you should too. How's about a caption contest!?!! We'll go first through fourteenth,...

Tagged: encore players club   party pit   steve wynn   millennials   caption contest   quantum teledildonics   


Hey Millenials, Grampa Steve Is Building You A Clubhouse!

Posted by Chuckmonster on 1 Dec 2015
Y'know the Encore Party Pit thing that we've been talking about for a few months? Well, today Wynn Resorts trotted out the press release explaining it to the local newsies. Essentially, they're building...

Tagged: encore   encore players club   casino   millennials   nightlife   quantum teledildonics   


New Feature Posted: Wayne's World - Inside Casa De Shenandoah

Posted by Chuckmonster on 19 Nov 2015
Just a note to those tuned into the Twitter, Facebook and RSS feeds that we've posted a new feature article, Misnomer's recap of a tour of Wayne Fucking Newton's home Casa De Shenandoah. Wayne's...

Tagged: wayne fucking newton   casa de shenandoah   attractions   museums   quantum teledildonics   


The Intrigue (And The Oontz) is Over at Wynn!

Posted by Chuckmonster on 6 Nov 2015
Late last night, Wynn Resorts announced that Intrigue is indeed a nightclub taking over the Tryst space on April 28th 2016. The Twitter account we mentioned in the above linked post has also come to life,...

Tagged: wynn   intrigue   nightlife   oontz   quantum teledildonics   


Riviera Unplugs, Resorts World Launches Websites

Posted by Chuckmonster on 5 May 2015
Riviera is closed and the server has been unplugged. Resorts World isn't open and it just launched their new responsive on all devices website. rwlasvegas.com They're rocking the Twitter at @RWlasvegas. Innovative design plus AT&T? Fuck me up...

Tagged: resorts world   websites   internet   riviera   tweetbox   quantum teledildonics   


Trippies 2015 Webcast Is Saturday January 17th 2015 at 7:11pm

Posted by Chuckmonster on 5 Jan 2015
The staff of VegasTripping is incredibly proud to announce - after a year of research by Vegas trippers everywhere, weeks of nominations and final voting - the The Trippies 2015: Best and Worst of Las...

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A Note From Chuck

Posted by Chuckmonster on 14 Aug 2014
Dear Friends, This morning, while doing the final round of error correction of the previous post with my lovely wife/proofreader MissMonkay, it became evident to the both of us that my passion for writing has withered....

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Caesars Linq's The Quad

Posted by Chuckmonster on 2 Jul 2014
I knew something was afoot this weekend when I saw this sign on the elevator banks. And the next day, this... paint color tests and glass balcony installs on the exterior of Quad hotel towers. And then...

Tagged: the quad   linq   namegame   quantum teledildonics   loveman   


Attention All Vegas Night Club DJ's!

Posted by Chuckmonster on 9 Jun 2014
Attention all Vegas DJ's, are you sick and tired of DJ Mau5Hat getting all of the headlines.... not to mention the super models, the money and the groupies? Just in time for your breakout set at...

Tagged: nightlife   dj mau5hat   career advice   quantum teledildonics   


Wynn: The Dayglo Dice

Posted by Chuckmonster on 20 Aug 2013
Wynn has introduced some white dayglo orange pipped dice to their line up of usually groovy stuff in their gift shop, obviously targeted at the beach club The dice look and feel just like regulation casino...

Tagged: wynn   dice   craps   collectables   dayglo   quantum teledildonics   


VegasEats: Andrea's at Encore

Posted by Blackjacker1979 on 9 Aug 2013
The use of "hip" and "vibe" brings out the worst of my inner monologue. Eye rolling begins and the sarcasm builds to a fever pitch. To me, and for that matter most people I know,...

Tagged: vegaseats   andreas   switch   vibe dining   encore   hakkasan   surrender   nightlife   quantum teledildonics   


The Steve Sells Le Reve

Posted by Chuckmonster on 31 Mar 2013
Stephen A. Wynn has sold Picasso's Le Reve to art collector Stephen A. Cohen for $155 million dollars. Rubin was the original bidder on the painting which inspired Wynn Las Vegas when Steve Wynn...

Tagged: steve wynn   art   le reve   quantum teledildonics   


Caesars Statement Re: Resort Fees

Posted by Chuckmonster on 21 Feb 2013
Caesars Entertainment has released a statement (via Las Vegas Advisor) regarding resort fees. Resort fees at Caesars Entertainment Las Vegas resorts will begin March 1st and vary based on resort ranging from $10-25 and offer a...

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SLS Has A Fancy Chinese Website And No Funding

Posted by Chuckmonster on 7 Feb 2013
FiveHundy reminds us via Twitter that the deadline for SLS to complete its funding is night (if not passed.) A little internet digging revealed that SLS has built a fancy Chinese website in...

Tagged: sls funding   sam nazarian   sbe   quantum teledildonics   


Peekaboo: Andrea's Encore Interiors

Posted by Chuckmonster on 23 Dec 2012
Andrea's, the new vibe dining restaurant taking the place of Switch is just a week from opening and we've managed to get a hold of some photos of the interiors. These interiors were designed...

Tagged: encore   andreas   todd angry lenahan   steve wynn   dining   interiors   quantum teledildonics   


SLS Las Vegas Dining, Nightclubs, Funding Plan Revealed

Posted by Chuckmonster on 13 Dec 2012
The SLS Las Vegas, the proposed renovation of the shuttered Sahara, can't raise the last $115m required to get the job started. Despite having $300m of J.P. Morgan's cash in escrow, more smoke machines than Iron...

Tagged: sls las vegas   sam nazarian   sbe   quantum teledildonics   


The Many Faces of Criss Angel

Posted by Chuckmonster on 10 Dec 2012
Lance Burton, legendary master magician, is known for keeping his face smooth and his hair jet black well into his... 60s????. During his last stand at Monte Carlo, he ditched his tuxedo schtick...

Tagged: criss angel   paul stanley   quantum teledildonics   


Wynn Building DJ Recording Studio Under The Pool

Posted by Chuckmonster on 7 Dec 2012
Doug Elfman at The RJ tells us this morning that Wynn is building a recording studio underneath the Encore Beach Club pool. No doubt the Wynn adjective polishing machine will tout this as being nothing short...

Tagged: wynn   nightlife   quantum teledildonics   


Las Vegas Weekly Probes Wynn Nightlife Shift

Posted by Chuckmonster on 3 Dec 2012
Apparently, we're not the only ones who noticed that Wynn threw the luxury out with the nightclub slush. One of our favorite food scribes, Las Vegas Weekly's Brock Radke has dedicated a coupla thousand words to...

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Encore To Open Bar Named After STDs, Cirque Show

Posted by Chuckmonster on 29 Nov 2012
Encore Las Vegas, the last bastion of taste on the North Strip, made public the news that they will be opening a new bar adjacent to forthcoming Switch replacement Andrea's Vibe Dining. The new bar, operated...

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The Fatwa Continues At Mirage

Posted by Chuckmonster on 14 Nov 2012
Calling all puppet-based entertainment fans, Terry Fator has signed an contract extension at the Mirage, providing enough oxygen for his Las Vegas career to last until 2016. Check out this photo of his new assistant/wife with...

Tagged: mirage   terry fator   showgirls   quantum teledildonics   


EDM Superstar David Guetta Tours Wynn & Encore

Posted by Misnomer on 24 Aug 2012
Join world famous DJ David Guetta as he gives a tour of Wynn & Encore. ...

Tagged: misnomer   wynn   encore   david guetta   quantum teledildonics du frommage   


Chinese Spaghetti Illusion Destruction 101: Guns N Roses At The Joint

Posted by Misnomer on 17 Aug 2012
Guns N' Roses has announced a twelve show residency at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, which they're calling "Appetite For Democracy at The Joint". Over the past year, I've seen the current incarnation of Gn'R...

Tagged: misnomer   guns n roses   hard rock   the joint   rawknroll   concerts   quantum teledildonics   


Wynn Launches Nightlife Onanism Internet Website Funnel Thing

Posted by Chuckmonster on 17 Aug 2012
The brain trust behind the Wynn nightclub operation have decided that the smart thing to do in this day and age of social marketing is to pool all their social media feeds into a gigantic...

Tagged: wynn   nightlife   quantum teledildonics   


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