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Michael Jackson to Play Stratosphere

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 7th September 2005 11:21pm
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Jackson parental units, Joseph and Katherine, are orchestrating a makeover for the Embattled Former Pop Star with hopes than an image change can help land the singer a long-term Celine Dion-style deal in Las Vegas, the New York Post reports.

According to the tab, author Michael C. Luckman says Jackson's adventures in butchitude will begin with muscle-building workouts and the wearing of shorter wigs and less makeup. Which is exactly what got Russell Crowe where he is today.

Says Luckman: "Michael Jackson is headed to the stratosphere. Nothing can stop him now."


[ Stratosphere? At least hold out for Hooters Casino to open Michael. - Ed ]



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