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Yet Another Annoying Singer To Set Up Shop In Vegas

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 12th August 2005 11:54am
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Norm Clarke's Vegas gossip column is reporting that Bette Midler may be contracted to perform 30 shows/year at the Colosseum at Caesars Palace. Elton... ok, we like him. Celine... ick. Bette? Fugghetabout it. She's always been the nutty aftertaste from wind beneath our asses.

In a related story the Las Vegas Visitors Authority has taken the pre-emptive path by banning all advertising in Vegas that contains photos of (and we quote) "Cow-Faced Biatches". Caesars top brass declined comment. Ms. Midler's publicist responed with a couple of semi-intelligent "moooooo's" of which we're seeking proper translation of.

Bette Midler sucks.



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