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SLS Las Vegas Is The Shit!

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 29th June 2015 2:33pm
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Approximately five years ago, on November 3, 2010, I wrote a piece entitled Sahara, The Hell Hole is Greasy Disgusting Dirty. The post decried the Sahara's parking garage for being covered in filth. I'm told that said post caused quite a ruckus inside of Sahara and brought our little website to the attention of one Sam Nazarian. (Hi Sam!)

Please allow myself to quote myself:

As the saying goes, "you only get one chance to make a first impression." I've been to Sahara a coupla dozen times, but zero times in the last few years. You could say that my stay there for VPP weekend was intended to be a second first date. Now I'm asking myself why I agreed to take that nasty skank out again.

Fast forward yet again and here I am in self-parking garage at the gleaming new SLS Las Vegas, my first visit since it opened. I've waited eight months for them to work the kinks out before giving SLS a spin.

I shit you not, minutes after arrival en route to checking in, I got this "first impression" of SLS Las Vegas.

Holy crap! Someone lefta shart on Sahara's lovely stairs.

Crusty. This has obviously been here for a while. Shitty luck Sam!

"But Chuck, this could be a stairway anywhere!"

Sam's Doody is alive and well in the parking garage at SLS, "Park At Your Own Risk".

You only get one chance to make a first impression.

Tagged: sls las vegas   doody   


Comments & Discussion:

Shitty Little Stairwell.....

I want this stairway cleaned, sterilized and disinfected!


Probably a cat.

or mice

Regardless of the source of the doody, the fact that someone or something dropped one in a stairwell is not a good thing. Who knows how long it had been sitting there and how many people had walked by it. In some respects, it's an apt symbol for the property.

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