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Guest Editorial: La La La La , I Can't Hear You by Steve Wynn

By Misnomer on Friday, 22nd May 2015 2:08pm
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La la la la, I can't hear you! I can't hear a word you're saying. What? Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you! Ha! You think I can hear you, but I can't. La la la la, I can't hear you!

You should see your face! You look so mad. I bet you're cursing a blue streak. But I'll never know, because I can't hear you! La la la la!

Ok, ok, ok. Whew, that was too much fun. Ok, sorry. Go ahead, I'm listening now. What was it you wanted to say? Mmm-hmm. Interesting. But you know what? LA LA LA LA, I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU! Ha ha ha! Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that! Oh my god, this is great. I can't hear a word you're saying.

Hey, you know who you should talk to about this though? Not me, because I can't hear you! You should see your face. You look like one of those koi fish at one of those ponds where you can buy fish food for a quarter out of a little vending machine. You know, like when they put their heads up out of the water, and it kind of looks like they're talking, because they're moving their mouths, but no words come out because they're fish and they can't talk? That's totally what you look like right now. I wish I had a handful of fish food pellets right now to give you. Ha ha ha!

Oh, come on, don't go. Stay! We're having a good time. Alright then, have it your way. Tell Helen to send in my next appointment on your way out. I'm going to copy every word he says until he leaves.



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Comments & Discussion:

What is that plastic monstrosity to Steve's right?

This pic of Steve joins the pantheon of greats alongside the Rock N Roll guitar sweater and Nick Hissom's graduation photo.

The best part of Steve at the RWLV shindig is that the Genting honcho blew off meeting him because he was so late that it was assumed to be disrespectfully so.

If it's too loud, you're too old...... ;)

In his head, it's nothing but "Showstoppers"

The plastic doll on his right is the proof that Mattel Inc. aknowledged human lifespan is on the up and so they decided to produce an older looking Barbie.



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