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If Sheldon's Pelt Could Talk... What Would It Say?

By Chuckmonster on Thursday, 30th April 2015 1:10pm
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Meet Sheldon Adelson's pelt.

If Sheldon's pelt could talk... what would it say?

Sheldon's pelt's owner is the Chairman and primary shareholder of Las Vegas Sands Corp., the company that owns the The Venetian and Palazzo. Mario Batali, Thomas Keller, Joey Fatone, Wolfgang Puck, the Republican party and the rest of the yodeling gondoliers work for him.

I'll go first.

Sheldon: The Q1 baccarat numbers are booming as is business in the fugly jeans and belt buckles department at Louis Vuitton...
Sheldon's pelt: It smells like a zork's bunghole up on this thing. I wish I didn't decline that orangutan job.

Big thanks to Mr. Giggles for the tip.



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Comments & Discussion:

Sheldon: "Who painted 'Hair Force One' on the side of the Sands Corporate Jet?"

Sheldon's Pelt: He's worth nearly $30 billion yet uses a Flowbee....

Dammit Legal Team we need to sue VegasTripping.com for posting my copyrighted pelt

Q: If Sheldon's pelt could talk... what would it say?
A: Meow.

"This guy thinks he's foolin' anyone? With me up here?"

"I can't believe my brother beat me to the Trump gig"

"I'm waiting for an opening on Wynn, at least he's union"

He's not just the owner, he's a client



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