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Yeehaw! Buffalo Bill’s Has Got A Cement Pond!
Howdy partner! ‘Round these parts, we ain’t had much occasion to say much about Buffalo Bill’s Resort and Casino, seein’ as how it’s located clear out in Primm Valley. But the other day they was a-chirpin’ and a-tweetin’ about their cement pond, and I’ll be gosh darned if it ain’t shaped like a great big ole American bison! Looky there!

Yessir! They got a little island out there for what makes up the horns, and the hoofs is the pool stairs, and - jeepers! There’s a pool ladder for his tallywhacker! If you’ve got a hankerin’ to pull yourself out of a swimmin’ hole by a buffalo peen, and if you can figure out where in tarnation Primm Valley is, why, Buffalo Bill’s Resort and Casino is the place for you. Yeeeeeeeehaw!

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Is the eye a turd?
i wanna climb in his butthole.
It's hard to figure out what's a turd and what isn't in good old Primm, NV!
Buffalo shaped pool
+ Brown inflatable pool chair or noodle (placed near said buffalo's rear end)
+????
= Profit
Somebody here has to go out and get that picture...
@MikeE - I think it's a Baby Ruth bar?
"... pull *yerself* out of a swimmin' hole... "
Just sayin', Pardner!
Nah, someone needs to lay in the middle toward the back to look like a bison wang. I like it though, it's different and funny
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