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Cardboard Check Watch: HAKKASAN!

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 28th October 2013 11:26am
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There are two things I want to accomplish before I kick the bucket. The first - a long shot - is to yodel from the top of Mount Everest, the second - come home from Vegas with a cardboard check.

Previously, winning a cardboard check relied on the luck of the draw at certain downtown video poker machines or Strip megabucks machines. Now, thanks to the fine folks at Hakkasan, I am now able to achieve dream #2 using some of my god given talents.

As part of some event or another, Hakkasan has allowed a faux greaser with a ridiculous pompadour to give a giant cardboard check to woman #6, proving that humans CAN carry twice their weight when money is involved.

Talent ladies and gentlemen, won this woman a card board check. I vow to do the same and promise to bring home the check should any competition ever be in search of "a large human with a scraggly brown and gray goatee ... screaming through a megaphone."

Speaking of megaphones, did you know we opened up the Trippies nomination phase today?

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Comments & Discussion:

Someone should do a story on all the women in Vegas who make a living by entering these contests and getting paid to show up to clubs. Many are off-shift strippers, but there are quite a few that just do the contests. A girl I knew in college entered 4-5 contests a week and made a lot of money.

Is that Bowser's son?

As a pompadour expert, I concur, his pomp is weak!

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