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Caption Giada

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 21st August 2013 10:32am
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Fresh of the Tweetstergram, Giada models her wifebeater and Caesars pith helmet during a safari inside the forthcoming Gansevoort.

She definitely needs some captioning. I'll go first...

They're going to put a shanty town flea market right outside the window of my new restaurant?!?!!?

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Comments & Discussion:

The executive table, over there, should have a perfect view of Bill's dooty.

Curtas, eyes up here....

"If I hear one beat of oontz from Drai's before my dinner service wraps up..."

I really wanted to be over there, across the street. But Bobby said the place was only big enough for one FoodTV ego.

We seem to be missing some windows over there. And the wall. Can someone get on that?

"Cosmopolitan is the one we're trying to be like, right?"

"I told you - I won't show off my cleavage until you knock down that fucking wall over there!"

"Right back there is where I'll roll the pizza dough."

Does this hardhat make my head look big?

"Lets go in the back room and I'll show you the Buick logo tattooed inside my lips."

"Excuse me, I just found a grey pube here. Taylor belongs across the street."

"Ok, so we're keeping this wall open to fit Drai's ego when he comes in right?"

"Now Mr. Loveman, you told me you were going to keep your hands in your pockets!"

"So I thought I was going to be ovah theeerrrrrere" *points at Bellagio* "but then they came and tell me, no we're Caesars. So now I'm like, oh yeah, okay, I'll take a restaurant at Caesars. I don't know why they keep insisting I see this shoebox."

No way I'm going up to the Cupola with you.

"Ain't that TUFF ENOUGH!~"
- The Fabulous Thunderbirds

Maaarrrsssccaapppoonneee bitches!

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