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Will The Real Sam Nazarian, Please Fess Up
I've been putting off cleaning the attic over the garage since we bought our home a little over a year ago. I sent MissMonkay up there once, hoping that her natural tendency to clean stuff would be stronger than both of our distaste for cramped, dark, steamy hot spaces. Her first pass was productive... we unloaded a barrel full of trash before she had enough and we put the attic project away for a year.
The other day, I bit the bullet and dragged my largesse up into the crawlspace. What I found wasn't the premise for a a King Diamond album, but instead assorted mortgage documents from an address that didn't match, some receipts from a cellphone store, Godfather III on VHS, the odd superhero figurine and various bits of paper. Piece by piece I tossed the junk through the hatch into the trash barrel waiting below and got the hell out of there as quickly as possible.
While finishing the clean up, I noticed a small, business card sized piece of paper missed the barrel. I bent over to pick it up and...

Why I doubt that this is the same Sam, it very well could be. Sam Nazarian had something to do with the cellphone business at one point and is most certainly an Assistant Vice President level creative financier.
The real question here is.... what are the fucking odds of finding Sam Nazarian's business card in my dirty attic?
C'mon Sam... fess up. Are you sneaking into my garage at night? And if so, next time you go up there can you get the box marked "Halloween Decorations" down?

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That is spooky. What are the odds!?
Sam just wants to be loved; is that too much to ask?
Have you called the phone number and asked for Sam?
Nice
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