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Caption Sheldon Adelson

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 25th June 2013 5:09pm
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Las Vegas Sands CEO Sheldon Adelson has a lot on his mind. Help us once again help him sort it all out by offering your own thoughts as to what Sheldon might be thinking. I'll go first:

Now shave Elaine's armpit, Miriam.

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What me worry??

One MILLION Dollars!!!

if you can't beat 'em...buy 'em.

Do you know how old I am? I can't keep this shit up forever, but I want to get my bitter, can't piss right, can't shit right, don't have much interest in fucking and can barely walk old man bluff in while I still have some clear minded time left.

I love that my customers in Asia don't know that I'm a disingenuous donkey's dingleberry.

"Mr. Magoo with an edge? That doesn't sound like me! Who's Weinberg talkin' 'bout?

"You. Yes, you. You deserve St. Regis."

I only put up thought bubbles that make 20% ROI.

"What's this on VegasTripping? Better call my attorney..."

"Waffles...I need waffles"

"Who has money? Asians have money. Americans have money. Do Spaniards have money anymore? Eh, fuck it, I'll build there anyway"

Miriam, fire the help! Look at how they dressed me today!

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Newt. Newt. Newt.

Newt. Newt. Newt.

Newt. Newt.

Newt. Newt. Newt.

I'm honored to get this recent marketing offer for only $129 a night!

Where did that damn suit salesman go? He said, "You're going to love the way you look; I guarantee it" and I end up looking like a retired Miami pimp.

Yeah, I don't know why my left arm is so big, especially because I'm the right-hand man of the right-wing machine.

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