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Steve Wynn Taps 49-Year-Old Real Housewife With Natural Breasts For 1920's Rap Music Burlesque Spectacular

By Misnomer on Monday, 24th June 2013 1:45pm
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The New York Post's Page Six is reporting that someone named Sonja Morgan, described as a 49-year-old Real Housewife, is bringing a burlesque show to Las Vegas with the help of Steve Wynn and 50-year-old Real Housewife Andrea Hissom. The show will feature Ms. Morgan and her natural breasts cold spittin' 1920's-inspired rap lyrics she wrote herself with the assistance of Wikipedia. Swear to God we're not making this up.

I look up 1920s words on Wikipedia, then I write them down and make them rhyme," she said. "I'm like a rapper. I took out my phone and recorded it all in 20 minutes . . . like, 'I wanna leave a juice joint at 2 and wake up with a 10, not wake up at 10 with a two.

Steve Wynn and Andrea Hissom: Making Las Vegas hipper since 2011.








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Comments & Discussion:

Miss Spectacular redux.

What this trainwreck needs is some Tan Mom.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRc3BMhE5c

Wow, I think this man has gone over the edge....

This headline... desperately trying to flush my mental images. Fuck.

Wait Misnomer is now hacking NYP to setup his jokes, that's pretty dedicated.

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The Day Burlesque Died.

To be fair to Wynn, the NYP article makes it sound like major-league name-dropping on the part of this delusional woman and her unfortunate boob job.

Yeah. Name-drop. Delusional. Move along....

(Nice jump-the-shark image, tho.)



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