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Steve Wynn Taps 49-Year-Old Real Housewife With Natural Breasts For 1920's Rap Music Burlesque Spectacular

By Misnomer on Monday, 24th June 2013 1:45pm
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The New York Post's Page Six is reporting that someone named Sonja Morgan, described as a 49-year-old Real Housewife, is bringing a burlesque show to Las Vegas with the help of Steve Wynn and 50-year-old Real Housewife Andrea Hissom. The show will feature Ms. Morgan and her natural breasts cold spittin' 1920's-inspired rap lyrics she wrote herself with the assistance of Wikipedia. Swear to God we're not making this up.

I look up 1920s words on Wikipedia, then I write them down and make them rhyme," she said. "I'm like a rapper. I took out my phone and recorded it all in 20 minutes . . . like, 'I wanna leave a juice joint at 2 and wake up with a 10, not wake up at 10 with a two.

Steve Wynn and Andrea Hissom: Making Las Vegas hipper since 2011.








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Comments & Discussion:

 detroit1051 posted on Monday, 24th June 2013 - 1:36 pm

Miss Spectacular redux.

 vespajet posted on Monday, 24th June 2013 - 1:46 pm

What this trainwreck needs is some Tan Mom.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRc3BMhE5c

 dave202 posted on Monday, 24th June 2013 - 2:13 pm

Wow, I think this man has gone over the edge....

 JohnD posted on Monday, 24th June 2013 - 3:07 pm

This headline... desperately trying to flush my mental images. Fuck.

 alexanbo posted on Monday, 24th June 2013 - 3:57 pm

Wait Misnomer is now hacking NYP to setup his jokes, that's pretty dedicated.

 weatherman2111 posted on Tuesday, 25th June 2013 - 1:15 am

*looks at pictures*....................................................................................................ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 Drake posted on Tuesday, 25th June 2013 - 5:22 am

The Day Burlesque Died.

To be fair to Wynn, the NYP article makes it sound like major-league name-dropping on the part of this delusional woman and her unfortunate boob job.

 motoman posted on Thursday, 27th June 2013 - 4:24 pm

Yeah. Name-drop. Delusional. Move along....

(Nice jump-the-shark image, tho.)



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