Wynn Launches Nightlife Onanism Internet Website Funnel Thing
The brain trust behind the Wynn nightclub operation have decided that the smart thing to do in this day and age of social marketing is to pool all their social media feeds into a gigantic virtual funnel and put it on..... a website!
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA A WEBSITE!!!! THEY PUT THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA FEEDS ON A WEBSITE. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. A FLASH WEBSITE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! IN 2012! HAHAHAHAHAHAH BHAHAHAH A BHAHAHAHA BHAAHAHA HAAHAH
Fresh on the heels of "Brotero" comes this, a thoroughly tasteless display of hubris and unintentional comedy. Go, enjoy, marvel at the smug douchery of famous people you've never heard of mugging it up like pretend rock stars. I haven't seen such a display of make believe bullshit since I fingerbanged a JV cheerleader at the senior prom after party! Honestly... "the men behind the nightlife" puhllllllllleeeeze... Can we get this internet stroke job to go?.
In honor of this fine display of internet genius, I have begun to draw up the paperwork with ICANN.org to secure one, and only one domain name with a custom tld just for these hosers, and that name is:
Steve, you've let the inmates take over the asylum and they're running it like their names are on top of the building, not yours.
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