Wynn Renames Botero, Brotero

 Misnomer posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 12:09 am

"I mean, seriously, bro - how fucking good was 'Magic Mike'?"

 StudiodeKadent posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 12:32 am

"The thought is to get the bros to show up early and have a nice civilized dinner right next to XS before all that overpriced vodka and Red Bull froths them up into a certified testosterone frenzy."

The presumption being that the bros are interested in civilized dinner in the first place.

That said, a topless tapas joint? That's actually a good idea, and if it were executed tastefully (yes, it is quite possible to do so), I'd check such a place out. However, I wouldn't place one of those at Wynncore.

 MinVegas posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 1:04 am

DO NOT LOOK INTO THE EYEZ

 CWatts26 posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 1:20 am

Hey Bro, did you set the DVR for Jersey Shore ?

 levans posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 1:26 am

Hey where is Zach Ryder?

 ProfessorYaffle posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 1:42 am

Bloke on the left is definitely giving a handjob to the cnut in the denim shirt and gay hat.

But seriously, if I was going for a civilised dinner at Botero and the place was full of twats like this, I would be running to Sinatra quicker than you can say douche...

 vespajet posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 2:37 am

I can smell the Axe from here......

 mnvegasguy posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 4:27 am

Looks like a New Kids and Backstreet Boys reunion.

 vinnievegas posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 6:21 am

"Thanks for coming Jesse, they said there was no way in hell they are letting the seven of us into the club without bringing any women"

 jinx73 posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 8:01 am

I would caption, but can anything really beat this compilation?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3-WzqfbVHU

 JakeZ posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 8:59 am

So sad to see Roger Thomas' beautiful design trampled on by douchebags.

 JohnD posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 9:39 am

I CANNOT believe they're trying to make more money at Botero! Fucking assholes.

 Heresiarch posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 10:45 am

The Wynn Dining magazine (July edition) has Steve talking about this; that there's already a good number of people that stop by Botero on their way to XS, and they want to do the same thing with whatever-replaces-Switch and Surrender.

 BillyinLasVegas posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 11:52 am

At least they're following the one fedora per group rule.
http://thescenereport.com/wp-content/uploads/WorkaholicsRBF-910x1024.jpg

 DuLac55 posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 1:27 pm

"Dude...why did you three not wear the obligatory black tee shirt, like we discussed? Although that jean shirt and fake fedora are pretty fly, Ricky."

 stevecovington posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 1:55 pm

" Dude! Where did Cy go with that ounce of blow?"

 blackjacker1979 posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 3:47 pm

I thought I saw an electronic billboard advertising a club night at Botero but I laughed it off as a mistake. I guess I was very wrong.

But after dining next to a guy in an atari T-shirt and someone with a muscle T and a douchelid at Scarpetta last night, is anywhere really safe anymore?

 jayfenster posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 5:23 pm

#wwwyki

 weatherman2111 posted on Tuesday, 10th July 2012 - 10:58 pm

".................we're not gay"

 Halton posted on Wednesday, 11th July 2012 - 1:37 pm

"We are warewolves just like in True Blood. See our eyes glow..."

And would you gentlemen like your Summer's Eve Still, Sparkling, or Bottled?