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Update: Bill's Doody

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 19th June 2012 1:42pm
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We've got an update on Bill's Doody, from VT reader Trevelbond who is on the ground in Las Vegas right now. After careful inspection in the proper lighting, he has come to the conclusion that the object known as "Bill's Doody" is not made of fecal matter, but instead a substance called "black foam rubber."

He sent the below photograph to the VegasTripping Soils and Substances Crime Lab for further processing.

Bill's Doody

We find the evidence to be inconclusive enough to warrant exonerating Bill's Gambling Hall and Casino from charges of Harboring A Doody On Its Facade at this time.

Bill's Doody's chemical make up very may well be "black foam rubber" - this isn't really the issue at hand. What we do know about Bill's Doody is that it is a UFO - Unknown Fecalish Object - which shouldn't be in the location that it currently is. We are keeping the Bill's Doody file open, but with an asterisk as noted via Trevelbond but an addendum clarifying "doody" as 'an unwanted, filthy object' aka "shit" e.g. "will someone clean this shit up?"

Thus concludes this meeting of the VegasTripping Soils and Substances Crime Lab for Tuesday June 19, 2012, upon receiving and filing motions and feedback from the community.



Tagged: bills   doody   deferred maintenance   crime lab   





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Comments & Discussion:

 damania posted on Tuesday, 19th June 2012 - 2:07 pm

If you want it get taken care of right away, throw it into the Wynn pool.

 Trevelbond posted on Tuesday, 19th June 2012 - 3:48 pm

I still wonder how the hell it got up there. Regardless, the whole facade is filthy, and could really use a polish.

 nullzero00 posted on Tuesday, 19th June 2012 - 4:05 pm

someone needs to throw a real doody on the facade - see which one gets cleaned up first.

 weatherman2111 posted on Tuesday, 19th June 2012 - 11:38 pm

It probably fell out of the sign itself. Three cheers for Ceasars ENT's maintainance!



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