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Five SkyVue Ads You'll Never See

By Misnomer on Friday, 1st June 2012 1:16pm
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SkyVue, one of two enormous Ferris Wheels being constructed in Las Vegas, has launched a fantastical website filled with stunning technicolor photos of what, ostensibly, the final project will look like. Although the website is intended to give eventual patrons a look at the coming attraction, its primary purpose is to solicit advertisers that might like to place their corporate logos on the 500 foot amusement ride's giant LED screen. While the SkyVue website suggests that Coca Cola and Apple, among others, may be suitors, here we take a look at several ads you'll never see.

Skyvue Dramamine

Dramamine. Something tells us that the motion sickness remedy just isn't a good fit for a 500 foot tall Ferris Wheel.

Skyvue GA

Gamblers Anonymous. Buzzkill. Just can't see it.

Skyvue Myspace

MySpace. No one wants to be second best at anything. Which brings us to...

Skyvue Linq

The Linq. The other Ferris Wheel.

Skyvue Hissom

Nick Hissom's Music Career. We're guessing, but we suspect that by the time Skyvue is completed, the former model turned electronic music star will have asked Stepdad Steve to buy him an F1 race car.



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Comments & Discussion:

For only xxxxx dollars you to can have a ginat add on a ferris wheel surounded by sketchy parking lots and a relocated roller coaster. Come on down!

One more thing you'll never see. A picture of Skyvue on itself. Think Inception, the movie, to catch what I am saying.

A wheel, within a wheel, within a wheel, within a wheel. A fifth wheel? They said it couldn't be done.

And I'm convinced Nick Hissom is the asexually reproduced sloughed skin that has fallen away from Wayne F. Newton. But with a better career.

Wow! I've never read a thought like the one posted by @blackjacker1979. You are a true philosophical genius. Love it.

I bet restaurants in vegas and MGM/Caesars give it a few pennies. I've never realized how big the advertising played a role in this. Its like a giantass billboard with seats around it.

Greatness!



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