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Make Your Own Cosmo Tweets!

By Misnomer on Friday, 20th January 2012 2:52pm
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Ever wish you could make your own esoteric @Cosmopolitan_LV tweets at home? You know, the kind you might better associate with a SoHo independent newspaper rather than a $3.9 billion dollar resort on the Las Vegas Strip? Well now you can, with this handy @Cosmopolitan_LV Tweet-Kit! Simply select a word from the A, B, and C columns, hashtag that shit, and you've got a Cosmo tweet!

Tweets like, "Aboriginal Kid Robot Cocktails #PartyRock" and "Craft Brewed Lobster Lattes #nom"!

Have fun, but remember - never, ever, under any circumstances mention the word "casino".

Cosmopolitan Tweet Builder

For more Cosmo Twitter parody hilarity, check out @Cosmopolitan_PR.



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#brilliant

#brilliantbecauseitstrue

This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read on VT. Yes, because it's true. Bravo, sir!



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