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The Tits Hit The Fan At Hooters

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 29th November 2011 4:28pm
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The fight for control of the Hooters Hotel and Casino - an ongoing grudge match between Hooters and their foreclosing lenders - has turned from original to extra crispy with the announcement that Hooters and their lenders have agreed to sell the property at auction by Feb 17.

The particulars of the agreement - real estate & finance law nerds pr0n equivalent to greased semi-nude hot pants Hooters waitress MMA gangbang - gives Hooters some time to find a new ownership to take over the distressed property and reorganize its debt. Should a deal not be struck, the property will be auctioned for the price of debt, with the lender becoming the primary bidder.

Not particularly surprised by this. Hooters certainly has its goofy charm, but they haven't played this right since the get go. Their recent decision to putting a coupla Galaga, Galaxian, Ms. Pac Man and Donkey Kong Jr. machines in the corner and calling it "Joystixx" Arcade lounge isn't going to soak up $181M in debt.

If I were Hooters, I'd name the place "Porky's" and operate it as a faux bordello with ragtime piano players, period piece costumes and offer the most astounding array of whisky ever assembled. Loosen the slot machines, offer great paytables and go for the casino dollar. Do for rock N roll what Cosmopolitan does for indie/alternative. Show us your tits.



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Comments & Discussion:

It all seems so fitting that the debtholder is called Canpartners. I'm pretty sure I met a pair of cocktail waitresses there who could have gone by the same name.

^^ +12

BRING BACK THE DEBBIE REYNOLDS!!!!!

dunno, I think these paytables for video poker aren't bad:
http://www.vpfree2.com/casino/hooters-casino-hotel/games/basic

That is so sad. The epitome of Vegas. Boobs and gambling about to be gone. Makes me wish I had given it more time, more attention all the times I was in Vegas.. Tacky, yes. Rooms that really need a makeover to a more classy competitive nature like all the other rooms in Vegas? Yes. Even the Riv has got upgrades and better furnishings.. If possible a reorganization could be a good thing. But it's a huge loss if the Hooters name is lost. I mean yeah Vegas is all about boobs and legs, but where else is it expected and condoned to just go there to stare at boobs all the time. Not that I do that of course. I do like to look a lady in the eye when I talk to her and tell her my order at least. But c'mon! Taking away Hooters is a travesty, to say the least..

I will always be fond of hooters hotel and (mini) casino. I won my first real money there. $325 on a 2x3x7 25c slot machine. It was on my first stay in Vegas (not layover)... And I was hooked.

"greased semi-nude hot pants Hooters waitress MMA gangbang" is going to do wonders for your Google PageRank!

I went to Hooters once to continue work on my $1 chip collection at 4 AM. I couldn't get back to sleep, the July night time temps was in the low 80s, so I figured I'd walk from the Flamingo to MGM to give the Lion's Share a spin and pick up the chip. Fairly dingy and inaccessible place if you take the wrong exit out of MGM.



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