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Las Vegas News Brief's for Nov. 28

By Misnomer on Monday, 28th November 2011 4:29pm
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Wax Figure of Eva Longoria Files for Bankruptcy

Citing an intent to restructure its debt, the wax figure of actress Eva Longoria has filed a bankruptcy petition in federal court. The figure, located in the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum at the Venetian, has fallen on hard times, having faced stiff competition from other celebrity wax figures, including those of Lady Gaga and Whoopi Goldberg. Under the bankruptcy plan, outside investors would own seventy percent of the wax figure of Longoria, while Longoria would own thirty percent of her wax figure, or roughly from the ass down.

Keyboard Monkey Names Another Las Vegas Attraction

Mr. Jingles, the Las Vegas area monkey and marketing consultant, has done it again. Jingles, known throughout the industry for his random keyboard character selection that has produced some of the most iconic brands in Las Vegas (1OAK nightclub, Mlife player's club, Vdara hotel) has revealed his latest master stroke: "LVH". The unpronounceable mashup of consonants is the new moniker for the hotel formerly known as the Las Vegas Hilton. Asked about his next project, the temperamental primate threw feces at a reporter, before hastily leaving an interview to play with a tire swing. Sources close to the monkey believe he is consulting on a restaurant for Wolfgang Puck, to be called "BTZX5N."

Garth Brooks Reveals Track List for New Album

Country music legend Garth Brooks, currently in the midst of a five year engagement at Wynn Las Vegas, has revealed the track list for his upcoming album. The record is a bit of a departure for the Oklahoma native.

"An artist can't help but be influenced by his surroundings," said Brooks, who will play some 300 shows during his tenure at Wynn. "And looking back, for me, that used to be honky-tonk barrooms and rodeos. Now, I spend the majority of my time at the Wynn or at Encore. I think you'll hear that on this new record." But longtime fans of the country crooner needn't worry that he is straying too far from his down home roots. "I'll always be a cowboy at heart, but I wanted to do an album where the cowboy in me explores something new. I hope people will like it."

The as yet untitled album, expected early next year, features nine new songs, as well as a cover song.

Track List:

1. You Can Find Me at the Steakhouse
2. Stuck Here Alone, Le Reveing 'Bout You
3. You Call It a Fairway, I Call It a Pasture
4. Our Love Got Muddled (Like A Blackberry)
5. Marilyn
6. My Heart's Closed For Renovations
7. There's Yet Another Layer (To My Love)
8. Ferrari Don't Make No Pickup Trucks
9. Cowboys Don't Surrender
10. David Guetta feat. Usher - Without You (R3hab's XS Remix) (Cover)

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