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Get WET This Christmas

By Blackjacker1979 on Wednesday, 19th October 2011 4:17pm
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Got an extra million lying around after hedging your hedge fund bets or cashing in a few $25,000 chips? Needless Markup Neiman Marcus's annual Christmas extravaganza has a steal for you.

Nieman Marcus Bellagio

That's right folks, for a cool million dollars you could either buy a private estate in the rolling hills of BFE, or buy yourself a mini-Fountains of Bellagio for your backyard. Entertain your guests, bring joy to the faces of your kids, and annoy your neighbors all night long with your own private scaled down water display custom designed for you by Sun Valley's own WET design. And just to make your rich ass feel a little less guilty they'll also throw in a $10,000 dollar donation to Water.org to make you feel better about violating your local water restrictions.

Not to worry though, if you're short on cash a half price discount will get your own stroke at programming a new show with WET to be put into rotation at Bellagio, along with a suite, dinner, drinks, and the chance to watch the unwashed masses oggle your creative genius. Sounds pretty awesome, but please...no Ke$ha.

Hat Tip to Born Rich for ferreting this gem out.

Let the music play on!

Tagged: bellagio   christmas   wet design   


Comments & Discussion:

"You will then work with WET's principal choreographer to select a musical piece appropriate for The Fountains"

Sounds like they get veto power if you attempt to add Rebecca Black.

I have my show all planned out. Anyone want to chip in? It's fairly direct:

Aim all water canons at the sidewalk. Fire them rapidly and randomly to the soothing sounds of Rammstein...
Du. Du hast. Du hast mich...

Damn, it must cost Paris Hilton a fortune when she douches!

I'm thinking either Slayer or Lamb of God.

I think "War Ensemble" would make a great song for the fountains.

AC/DC "For Those About to Rock" a water cannon salute!

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