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Note To Self: Don't Leave Garage Door Opener In Unlocked Car In The Driveway

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 7th September 2011 2:06am
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The greatest thing to come out of Canada since Anne Murray - Mrs. Celine Dion - had her Montreal home broken into yesterday by a man who accessed the interior via a garage door opener left in an unlocked vehicle out front (a Plymouth Prowler?)

Genius.

The intruder, 36 year-old Daniel Bedard, slipped into the house, nibbled on a pastry he grabbed from the fridge (cannoli?) and was firing up a "warmish bath" when local Police arrived. Fortunately for her, Mrs. Dion happened to be in her Miami home at the time, eliminating the hi-larious possibility of a "Rene, can you loofah my stretchmarks?" situation.

When asked to comment on the break in, Celine's husband/manager Rene Angelil said that to capitalize on the publicity, Celine would be adding The Beatles "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window", Iron Maiden's "Prowler", Burning Spear's "Door Peep", and Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage" to the her set, post haste.

More here.



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Comments & Discussion:

I hope he took care of business and didn't flush.

Upper deckers are the best.

Maple eclair?

Leftover Tim Horton's.

Hehe he broke into a French's person house to take a Douche



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