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Morrissey Coming To Cosmopolitan November 25
According to tourdates ferreted out by maniacal fans, legendary alt pop, Ex-Smith, vegetable murderer and asexual heartthrob Morrissey will be performing at The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas on November 25.
We fully expect this concert to be cancelled when Morrissey finds out that Cosmopolitan hosted a gigantic pig slaughtering festival in the very same room he is scheduled to perform.
@Mike_E adds via Twitter "knowing his diva status & Cosmo's penchant to fuck things up, he'll cancel the concert last minute" and "Hell, once he finds out the penthouses have hammocks made from chinchilla skin, he'll boycott the place."

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My prediction is that the concert will be cancelled due to "illness"......
I was waiting for Beavis and Butthead to pop up in the video.
He played a little joint here in El Paso a couple of years ago, I'll bet he'll be at Cosmo too...
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