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Casting Call: Trailer Park Housewives Of Las Vegas

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 9th August 2011 2:05pm
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Sometimes we get press releases that are so good, we can't help but share verbatim. Take this one, an invitation for female trailer park residents in the greater Las Vegas Valley to submit a video audition for a new reality show.

You've seen all the affluent, sexy, bitchy housewives from across the country, now it's time to meet the Real Women behind their men in a setting never before revealed on television. Trailer Park Housewives will deliver the rowdy rambunctious clans from the local area Mobile Home Trailer Parks in Las Vegas. The series follows the lives of sexy blue collar housewives, who live a trailer park lifestyle. From a self-proclaimed "Queen Bee" whose home is 3 feet longer than anyone else's and doles out orders much like a modern day "Lord of the Flies" to the innocent newbie trying to fit in... there is a social hierarchy among this clan that rules supreme in the Trailer Park setting. If you lived here you'd be home by now!

Your husbands or significant others should each have "Vegas" type jobs such as: Realtor, bus driver, blackjack dealers, concierge, nightclub industry, zoo keepers, be in the witness protection program, former or current mob family members, been an extra on CSI more than 5 times, an attorney, poker player, work at a strip club or casino in any facet or spend way too much time there, a tram operator or just your typical every day pimp who loves watching the show Breaking Bad. The somewhat gray areas of the law that go on within the Trailer Parks fence reads like a combination of COPS, CSI, Judge Judy, Pawn Stars and the 700 Club all sprinkled together. A six-pack of beer, some video poker and a temporary restraining order are quality entertainment in these houses on wheels...

In a 2 - 5 minute video, describe yourself, your life situation and what it's like living in a Trailer Park as a Housewife. You need to pop and show us why you are a Trailer Park Housewife! We need to see personality, humor, seriousness and frank honesty with your ability to communicate. Looking for fun situations or just quirky bizarre families is the type of content we would like to see from potential participants in this new show.

Submit your DVD or VIDEO along with contact information: full name, email address, age and phone number to: TrailerParkHousewives@Gmail.Com or Snail Mail: Attention "TPHW" 9744 Wilshire Blvd, Suite 205 Beverly Hills, CA 90212

The unexamined life is not worth living, but is always worth rebroadcasting on basic cable.



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Comments & Discussion:

This show would be a bigger trainwreck than Vegas Strip.

I can't stand those annoying housebitches shows. So as far as this concept goes... count me in!

"reads like a combination of COPS, CSI, Judge Judy, Pawn Stars and the 700 Club all sprinkled together" = television gold!!

I refuse to watch any of those shows because it only encourages them to keep making them. That being said, it's hard to stand behind my principles when the concept is so eloquently described.

And people say Las Vegas has no culture. Fetid, curdled, 2-week-old leftovers culture is still culture.

So Vegas Trailer Park is culture??? :)

Was it even a little bit of a coincidence that this storys' page included an ad for the Garth Brooks show???



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