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MGM Resorts Trademarks TOPTIONAL

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 12th July 2011 4:06pm
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Toptional

MGM Resorts International d/b/a Mandalay Corp., has applied for and been granted full trademark rights for the term "Toptional" from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

But what ever could MGM wish to use toptional for? Here's my top three guesses:

Investors feel that MGM Resorts International management has underperformed and oversold their stock, rendering upward performance toptional.
Structural engineers have studied the Harmon Hotel towers structural deficiencies in great detail but feel that it should remain toptional until repairs are designed and implemented.
Jim Murren prefers his non-fat soy decaf breve latte Americano served like his head - toptionally.



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Comments & Discussion:

 sumorez posted on Tuesday, 12th July 2011 - 5:45 pm

I'm probably missing the obvious joke here, but Mandalay was advertising their topless pool as "Toptional" this past weekend.

 CapriVegas posted on Tuesday, 12th July 2011 - 8:57 pm

I've taken to referring to the Cosmopolitan as "the 'Mop" so I'd like to take this time to trademark "'Moptional."

 middleclassbuzz posted on Wednesday, 13th July 2011 - 4:46 am

Still waiting for pools to go bottomtional. That'll be a good time.

 sumorez posted on Wednesday, 13th July 2011 - 7:27 am

You obviously haven't been to Rehab.

 BillyinLasVegas posted on Wednesday, 13th July 2011 - 10:48 am

Yeah this is Moorea Beach...

 RobbieNomi posted on Wednesday, 13th July 2011 - 6:27 pm

Why are tops optional but resort fees aren't?

 levans posted on Thursday, 14th July 2011 - 1:27 am

Will all the MGM properties be topless places where wearing a shirt is banned? Toptional isnt even a word is it?



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