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By Misnomer on Friday, 8th July 2011 11:00am
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Pet Stay Discount Vegas

Whilst checking rates for the Vegas Internet Mafia Family Picnic, I came across an interesting offer from Planet Hollywood. After dutifully entering my Total Rewards number, I found that I could book a Resort Room for the discounted rate of 'only' $667.00 for October 21-23.

Pet Stay Discount Vegas

But scrolling a bit further down the page, I discovered that I was entitled to precisely the same room, for all three nights, comped. Gratis. Free. With one catch.

Pet Stay Discount Vegas

The comped room is part of the PetStay program instituted at all Caesars properties. Guests staying in a PetStay room are permitted to bring along up to two dogs per room, provided the pooches weigh under 50 pounds. The resorts provide food and water bowls, a welcoming treat, and a place for the dogs to do their business (desk, in-room fax machine).

But why is Planet Hollywood dangling the free-room Snausage with these PetStay rooms? Are they actively soliciting canines? I can't imagine that having dogs as guests would add much to the bottom line of a hotel-casino, despite the fact that dogs have been known to gamble a bit.

And why fill the rooms with guests who will no doubt incessantly lick their own crotches all night (would that I could), and pee in the corner of the room (can do, will do)? See:

PetStay Vegas

It appears to me that Planet Hollywood is barking up the wrong tree here. Then again, if you see me at #VIMP and I'm wearing a flea collar, you'll know I changed my mind.








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Comments & Discussion:

 RockChickX51 posted on Friday, 8th July 2011 - 11:13 am

I for one can say I pee in the corner of every hotel I stay in at least once just to mark my territory.

 chuckd posted on Friday, 8th July 2011 - 12:13 pm

Nice RockChick!

 detroit1051 posted on Friday, 8th July 2011 - 12:35 pm

Yay! Chuck has made the big time, a cameo in VegasTripping. Too bad he's not still here to enjoy his fame. And, he's in good company with Sid, Maxine and Gunther.

 chuckd posted on Friday, 8th July 2011 - 1:16 pm

Thanks Detroit!

 vespajet posted on Friday, 8th July 2011 - 1:46 pm

Still one of my favorite pictures of Spyder...... The shirt that got him a little extra attention at airport security in Calgary......

 Spyder posted on Saturday, 9th July 2011 - 9:31 am

Don doesn't let me pee in the corners any more, if I do I get smacked with a rolled up newspaper

 levans posted on Saturday, 9th July 2011 - 10:32 pm

I used to pee in corners but i got fixed.

 jayfenster posted on Monday, 11th July 2011 - 11:06 am

If I could lick my own crotch, I would never leave the house. But thanks for thinking of me! ^ _ ^



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