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Mmmmm M Pasties

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 13th May 2011 4:26pm
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M Resort Pasties

Those who follow us on the Twitter might recall yesterday's mention that M Resort was now offering sunbathing beauties at their DayDream Pool Club the opportunity to still get that strap free tan while protecting their areolae from the damaging x-ray vision of the surrounding gaggle of oooglepervs rays of the sun with an array of stylish pasties.

This prompted the discussion about whether or not pasties come in different sizes ("I think they're sized Small, Silver Dollar, and Baloney Slice" - @misnoper)

The photo above is of the actual pasties for sale at M Resort - $8. They are "one size fits almost all" and come in multiple shapes and color patterns... cheetah, leopard, zebra, polka dot, cash, hearts, playing cards, polka dots and sparkly.

That there are no KISS make-up themed ones is certainly a missed opportunity. Someone get Simmons on the phone.

Where else in Las Vegas can you get great pastries and pasties? Nowhere!

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Comments & Discussion:

These are my favorite pasties:

In the array of sizes, one has been overlooked--pie plates.

Cool, star-shaped sunburn patterns.

Now this is what makes America great. Bless you, M!

And ladies it's true; these little do-dads provide excellent protection again poolside ooglepervs. Why, they're like little cloaks of invisibility, I swear.

lol. I make these. That's funny. I should start selling them, but for now I'll just make them and wear them in the backyard

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