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13 More Guaranteed Casino Superstition Voodoo Maneuvers
Being that today is Friday the 13th, it is once again time to remind all of our faithful trippers of the fantastic array of 100% Guaranteed Slot Machine Voodoo Maneuvers, known far and wide to debunk any and all bad mojo that you may be encountering.
As an addendum, we'd like to add 13 more quick tips to help scare that bad juju away.
1) Remove your players club card from the machine. Slot machines are programmed to pay out according to how much you have won or lost in the past... and removing your players club card disconnects its random number generator from your past winnings.
2) Instead of hitting Play Max Credits button, manually tap the Play One Credit button until you have reached Max Credits, then pull the lever.
3) In a pattern that spells out something significant in Morse Code, alternate between betting Max Credits (DASH) and Bet One Credit (DOT)
4) At the Craps table, always set your dice to show the point face up before tossing them wildly to the other end of the table.
5) Should the dice happen to go off the table, tell the dealers that you are "off" on all of your place bets before the next roll.
6) If the shooter rolls a Yo (11), toss out an Ace Deuce bet (3)
7) If the shooter rolls an Ace Deuce (3), toss out a Yo (11) bet.
8) At the roulette table, never accept the Yellow chips as they signify death in China.
9) If you are at the Venetian and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" comes on the PA, head to the nearest Roulette table and put $100 on Red.
10) If the player at the Video Poker machine next to you gets dealt a Royal Flush, leave the casino immediately.
11) At the blackjack table, never play at a table where the dealers fingernails are taller than your chip stack.
12) Whenever possible, gamble with Canadians as Canadians are lucky.
13) At any casino table game, if your dealer's name is Dong, Wang, Kok, Phud or Poon double your bets.
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Go ahead and have your "fun." This is serious business! http://lasvegasblog.harrahs.com/gaming/craps-players-validated-by-new-casino-study/
^llllols.
"If you are at the Venetian and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" comes on the PA, head to the nearest Roulette table and put $100 on Red."
Man, I could've sworn the legend was immediately go grab a cheap hooker. I've been doing it wrong all these years..
"Whenever possible, gamble with Canadians as Canadians are lucky."
Great, now I've been outed as a fake Canadian.
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