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Cosmopolitan: Free WiFi, No PDA

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 11th February 2011 11:33am
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Speaking of Cosmopolitan and mobile devices, we've received a bizarre report from a VT reader about a run in he had with Cosmo security after doing a little smooching with his lady friend in the 3rd floor common area while trying to decide between STK or Blue Ribbon for dinner.

He tells us that their public affection was "nothing obscene by any stretch" but security told him first that there was a complaint by another guest, that during the course of discussion turned into two complaints, one of which was from the woman who willfully participated in the inter-human osculation.

A jog of discussion later, lower level security guy decided to 86'd the love birds from the property, until a higher up appeared 20 minutes later to reverse the charges, telling the couple to "go have fun."

The couple decided to leave Cosmopolitan and head to head home (they're locals) to change out of their fancy gear whereupon the woman slips on the floor and fractures her wrist, concluding tonight's romantic comedy of errors in the hospital.

So I guess the moral of the story is that one needs to have morals? Look both ways before kissing anyone? Keep your tongue in your pants? Cosmopolitan's security force is still learning the ropes?

Happy Valentine's Day!



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Comments & Discussion:

My standards when it comes to this is simple: if what you're okay with two dudes doing what you're doing, then go right on ahead.

Sounds like the right amount of wrong is not much at all.

I could see 86'ing them if they were on their way to second base or past it (major league level); but this sounds more like a bloop single to left.....

I guess the security guards would prefer that PDAs stay in the clubs.....

Ok, I'm a bit confused by the article. So they had a run in after their makeout session, but I'm confused by this part ".. that during the course of discussion turned into two complaints, one of which was from the woman who willfully participated in the inter-human osculation." So one of the participants complained about what they were participating in?

perhaps it meant the woman involved in the PDA complained about security (which would cause a suit to come down from his on high to tell the couple to "go have fun"

For example, "This shit is ridiculous, I want to talk to your supervisor."

If a person in vegas cares that much to complain about a couple kissing- they need to have another drink or pick a more conservative vacation spot.



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