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I Want My. I Want My. I Want My Resort Fees!

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 25th January 2011 4:48pm
  » filed under Las Vegas  comments: 8

   

Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to (finally) present our constantly updated list of Las Vegas resort fees, what they cost and what they include, if anything.

I want my. I want my resort fees.

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You charge $20 extra and call it a resort fee
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
Let me tell you them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Baby get a blister on your thumb

We got to pay for microwave ovens
Condo kitchen deliveries
We got to pay for these mini-refrigerators
We got to pay for these flat screen T.V.'s

The little Jimbo with the backpack and the spreadsheet
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little Jimbo got his own jet airplane
That little Jimbo he's a millionaire

We got to pay for microwave ovens
Condo kitchen deliveries
We got to pay for these mini-weight-sensored-refrigerators
We got to pay for these flat screen T.V.'s

Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
You fluff the books with those resort fees
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for $20 extra per night beyond double occupancy
Money for nothing and your chicks for $20 extra per night beyond double occupancy

I want my. I want my. I want my resort fees.



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Comments & Discussion:

Another day, another classic bit.....

Brilliant.
Yankovic would be proud.

pure money, this bit is

I wonder why only Jimbo Murren was mentioned in the song, when Ruffin, Wynn and Adelson also charge resort fees at their property.

Too hard to rhyme?

@SDK - because he is, by capita, the worst offender.

Nice..

gold. and thanks to your imaginative reinterpretation, our friends in the Great White North will once again be able to enjoy this classic without fear of upsetting the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/music/gay-slur-in-lyrics-disqualifies-dire-straits-hit-from-canadian-radio-play/article1868052/

Awesome work, glad you took out the anit-homosexual reference (Faggot) or the CRTC (Canadian Record and Television Commision BTW (By The Way)) would come after you in 25 or so years and ban you



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