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Dearly Beloved, We Are Gathered Here To Get Through This Thing Called Mlife

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 10th January 2011 10:10am
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Dearly Beloved
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called Mlife.
Electric word Mlife
It means forever and thats a mightly long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else...

The afterworld... A world of never ending happiness, you can always see the sun. Day or night.

So when you call up that 96 year old billionare in Beverly Hills, you know the one = Dr. Everything'llbealrightkirkorian - instead of asking how much of your revolving credit facility is left ask him how many points you need to get up to the next tier, baby.

Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the Players Club. In this life... you're on your own. If the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy... punch a higher floor.

Mlife launches tomorrow in Las Vegas 1/11/11. Yay!



Tagged: mgm resorts   mlife   comp clubs   





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Comments & Discussion:

Now this here is fuggin' funny.

Maybe MLife can make my missing 1200 Players Club points from $2 VP reappear. The current people cannot. All I wanted was some more play to get an Aria offer. :-(

Mlife will suck big time... Here's what I've learned so far:
Slots $2 = 1 point, VP $10 = 1 point and tables are unknown.
25,000 points just to go up to the second tier (out of 5) so you would have to play through $50k in slots or $250k in VP just to go up one level!



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