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Cosmopolitan Unveils New Suites
Here's a shocker*, less than a week after opening, Cosmopolitan has unveiled a new line of suite product. Thanks to our trusty insiders, we are the very first people to publish photos. Don't wait as there is a great chance that the lawyer goons will sick their dogs on us!!
And here they are... four new suites from the Cosmopolitan that are guaranteed to boost their hipster cred - Dog Fort!

All suites come with a six pack of YooHoo and a case of mis-matched burgundy hidden in the basement. The special Dog Fort suites room service menu is here.
We've also learned that "The Henry" will be closed and replaced by a Red Lobster!

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Nothing says class like IKEA catch all pillows and Chedda'Bay Biscuits!
Hey! I have IKEA furniture in my house!!! It's cool tho. I also have a bathroom done up in Russian Communism decor.
I have a friend, a best friend actually, who stayed in a Terrace One Bedroom Dog Fort during the Cosmopolitan opening last week. Really the only reason he wanted to go was to try the cat enchilada off of the China Poblano puppy menu, which he said was great. Jose Andres even cut it in two for him. Anyway, his room wasn't ready when he got there. He had to wait six hours in the lobby bar. The only thing that saved that experience was the free bag of Pupperoni they brought over. Then when he got in the room, he had to call housekeeping twice to get them to come up and raise the toilet lid so he could get something to drink. He's really hoping they get their sh*t together before he goes back again.
That is some adorable shit.
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