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Be The Ball Danny
Speaking of Caddyshack, we just received word that the fine folks out at Terribles Primm Valley Resort & Casino & Golf Club and Outlet Mall have shoveled together an awesome golfing package deal perfect for you poor jerks who are up to your Lacey Underalls in the white stuff.
For the low low price of $59 bucks you get: one night stay at Primm Valley Casino, one round of golf at either their two Tom Fazio golf courses (same guy that designed the Wynn course), 50 minute spa treatment (they'll loofa your stretch marks), steak and lobster dinner at GP's, two free drinks at the golf course and complimentary Gopher hunting.
Yeah. $59 bucks is probably what you'd pay for greens fees alone.
It gets better though... Air Supply is playing on the other side of the freeway at Whisky Pete's on January 15th!!! And even better... there is a Williams Sonoma Outlet shop there! And even better... a Mad Greek Cafe!! And even better... you can buy California Lottery Tickets!!!!
To FORE!! call (702) 679-5456 or book online here.
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I prefer to gopher hunt on the strip. Or was that beaver?
$59 is worth it just to be that close to Air Supply. "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you, dada dah dahda, nuh nuh nuh nanana." Almost as good as Hall and Oates in a Aria Sky Suite.
Watch out for that steak, though. You can still see the marks where the jockey was hitting it.
Why don't you tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?
I can hear their tagline now. "The Primm Valley Golf Package. Save some of your hard earned m-annnnnnannn-oney."
Gopher, beaver or the elusive Bottomless Busch.
Whoa, this is the ugliest hat I've ever seen! Do you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Oh, it looks good on you though. Whew!
You can find a round on Primm for less than $59 (Golf Now), but the deal is still a good one. Yes, the courses are Fazio designed, but they aren't anything special. I'm glad I've played there myself, but trying to compare these Fazio courses to the Wynn course is like trying to compare a da Vinci sketch to the Sistine Chapel.
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