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The Plan To Combat Cosmopolitan : Part Deux

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 8th November 2010 12:36pm
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ARIA human Arrows

To help combat the pending onslaught of Cosmopolitan, the head honchos at ARIA are planning to employ an army of "Human Arrows" to divert customers into The Centerpiece of Las Vegas.

No, I am not kidding.

Props to VT reader EastCoastGambler for a spot on prediction about this in a comment to the prior Cosmo combat post. Nice!

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Comments & Discussion:

I think I see new opportunity for the pornslappers. This must pay more.

So how long before we see folks wearing CityCenter themed sandwich boards?

I'm waiting for those inflatable wind puppets with the crazy arms. Did they steal their marketing ideas from a used car dealer?


Which costs more, a marquee or an army?

Look out, Hooters! Your sandwich board Strip parade is no match for CityCenter.

Yeah, nothing will attract me to City Center more than a team of sidewalk loiterers being professional pains in the ass.

The guy in that pic just looks so pissed off

That is because his $10B idea isn't working out so well. cc: murren


That or one of those giant inflatable gorillas perched atop something.

A big red and white arrow building wrap.

Can we get some of those arrow dudes to guide us around the pornslappers and timeshare drones?

Please tell me they are on the job already-I am in Vegas this weds and seeing this will give me a good laugh.



If Harrah's has any sense of humor, they'll match and raise by putting a team of leprechauns in front of O'Sheas holding signs that look strikingly the same. "The Centerpiece of Fun Las Vegas" or the like.

K L assy!

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