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Cosmopolitan: Resort Fee For Your Pussy $250

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 22nd October 2010 12:38am
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Cosmo Pet Deposit

Should you wish to bring your pussy, bunny, face eating monkey, pet crocodile, psycholoraptor or Maxine Credits... the pet friendly Cosmopolitan will charge you a $250 deposit, fully refundable if/when your pussy doesn't leak on the couch.

The real burning question about Cosmo is... will there be an Octopussy drink served in the Bond lounge and whatever will it taste like?

The burning answer is: 1 part Hendricks Gin, 1 part Grey Goose vodka, pureed peach and 1 cube of lime jello shaken vigorously and served in a Martini glass.

Thanks Mac?



Tagged: cosmopolitan   pet friendly   thanks mac   





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Comments & Discussion:

Meow.

Why would you bring your pet to Vegas?

Why? You have no idea how many SoCal princesses have a tiny dog they carry around in a (knockoff) LV bag!

If they charge Paris Hilton by the crab, she'll have to get a part time job.



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