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Mirage: We're Including the Crap You've Always Wanted to Steal!

By MikeE on Friday, 15th October 2010 1:31pm
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A "no duh" moment for sure. I've complained numerous times about the lack of creativity in hotel packages. Dinner and a room for a set price is not appealing. I can do the math and more than likely find myself ahead in the cost game anyway. But then I get this email from Mirage: cheap rate, $100 resort credit, and two free robes.

I mean, okay. Free robes. Not that big of a deal, sure. But guys, don't pretend you haven't come back to your room piss drunk off your mind, stripped yourself naked, and proudly worn that hotel robe like a trooper while staring out onto the strip without any shame whatsoever. C'mon, don't bullshit me Mr. Dangles. My story first: I've done it on MGM's Terrace Suites metaphorically flipping the circumcised bird at New York New York.

During the day, biatch.

And I plan on doing it with Aria's translucent windows the next chance I get. Full on Sasquatch from both sides of Cesar Pelli-designed jagged windows. Booya. Lounging around while not giving a shit about the untied state of the robe's flimsy belt is a Vegas staple. You might even get a Basic Instinct flash if you're so lucky. Just pretend Sharon Stone's got hairy balls.

Oh man, I want to take those robes home with me. Mandarin Oriental's spa has got that alpaca-lined shit. So comfy, you could care less how cute the little bastards are. Instant orgasm the moment you put it on. It's like a day in the life of Michelle Thompson. Just click on the link. Trust me.

Would I pay anywhere from $80 - $200 in the home store or from the catalog for that level of ridiculousness in these robes? Probably not. But I'm more likely to love it when it's included in the hotel package. A sucker - that's what I am. Every hotel needs to toss in a couple robes in their hotel packages. Hell, how about all kinds home crap? Dammit Wynn, give me those sheets in a suite package so I can pretend I'm sleeping in lotion every night. Or a pillow if I promise not to use it to smother the next genital wart that walks out of Surrender.

Please?



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You can take the sheets if you promise to take the bed bugs away with them.

I honestly have thought about buying a Bellagio pillow or two. One of the few benefits to living in Vegas is being able to frequently go back to the gift shop and buy the next piece of your slowly assembled hotel room.

"And I plan on doing it with Aria's translucent windows the next chance I get. Full on Sasquatch from both sides of Cesar Pelli-designed jagged windows. Booya."

make sure you leave a nice ass-print on the glass (both sides of course).

reminds me of a Jay Mohr bit, where he said that when he stays at a hotel, before he leaves, he shits in the tub, pees on the floor, and then leaves on the TV, set to Telemundo on full blast.

"reminds me of a Jay Mohr bit, where he said that when he stays at a hotel, before he leaves, he shits in the tub, pees on the floor, and then leaves on the TV, set to Telemundo on full blast."

I may have to do the TV thing on a future trip. I'll pass on pissing on the floor and taking a dump in the tub (maybe do an upper decker instead).

I still wear one of my robes from the LV Hilton that I got in the pre-Mirage days. Excellent quality.
I used my 2005 Wynn Christmas gift to get Wynn sheets and towels. I've used them every day since. Unbelievably good quality. That's the problem. I stay home and think I'm at Wynn Las Vegas :)

Of course I've done the robe stand and mooned the strip when the urge has come on. Matter of fact it's sort of a ritual now, since our second cruise and I mooned Castro and Cuba in our first room with a window.



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