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TropTripping: Caption This Carpet

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 25th August 2010 3:53pm
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Trop Tripping

The renovations at the Tropicana are continuing at full steam - new billboards, new signage, new bridge from MGM and much much more. The initial words we've been hearing from fellow Trippers is very very positive and we couldn't be any happier to have a brand renewed independent joint to stay and play at on the Strip!

Speaking of the Trop, did you know that this is the last week of our Havana Gigantic Tropicana Contest? We've already posted instructions on how to win the final week contest, but are still accepting entries for the super ultra grand prize - a stay in the brand renewed Penthouse Suites with all the VIP fixin's to go with it.

Caption a carpet conversation between these three flowers for your chance to win the grand prize! Please keep it reasonably classy, thanks!


Comments & Discussion:

Medium sized one to the little one: "Hey, see that flower, hawt. Just the right shade of orange, what I wouldn't pay to hit that."
Little one : "They do say bigger IS better."
Medium one : "More cushion for the pushin, I like it."

Big one: "You know I'm a man right?"

Flower 1: I saw up that chick's skirt.
Flower 2: Big deal. Everyone can see up her skirt.
Flower 3: Where's the girl in the green gym shorts?

Flower #1: O.K. the pool for first stains is now open.
Flower #2: I'm taking puke and 3 days....
Flower #3: Coffee and 16 hours......

All three flowers in unison: "Thank G-d we're not part of the carpet by the Encore Beach Club/Surrender."

Phil (Center): Where the Hell have you been?
Alan (Right): Where the heck have you been?
Doug (Left): You left me on the roof!

Flower #1: Who is up for kicking some Encore Butterfly ass??
Flower #2: Yeah! No one disrespects the Flowers.
Flower #3: I don't know they seems kinds nice.
Flower #1:......how about you just stay here.

Flower #1: Street.
Flower #2: Walk.
Flower #3: Errrrrrrrrr.

THAT.... was NOT... a woman.

Flower 1: Now, you guys remember our arrangement?
Flower 2: Yeah, you drive. The little guy can't reach the petals.
Flower 3: Aw, you two treat me like I'm a blooming idiot!

Hey guys,what do you think? LSD?
Naw I'd say XTC
What ever it is I wish he'd take his eyes off us,he's creepin'me out!

Big: "Now where the hell did your father go?"
Middle: "He's outside talkin' to the pornslappers Ma!"
Small: "Uh oh--Daddy's drinkin' again!"

Flower #1:Thank you, folks.
Flower #2:And now we'd like to perform for you fine folks one of my favorites...from Walt Disney's classic Alice In Wonderland, "All in a Golden Afternoon"...
(soft applause)
Flower #3:a-one, a-two, a-onetwothree
In unison-All flowers:
Little bread-and-butterflies kiss the tulips,
and the sun is like a toy balloon.
There are get up in the morning glories,
in the golden afternoon.
There are dizzy daffodils on the hillside,
strings of violets are all in tune,
Tiger lilies love the dandy lions,
in the golden afternoon,
the golden afternoon.
There are dog and caterpillars and a copper centipede,
where the lazy daisies love the very peaceful life they lead...
You can learn a lot of things from the flowers,
for especially in the month of June.
There's a wealth of happiness and romance,
all in the golden afternoon. ...
All in the golden afternoon,
the golden afternoon


"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Orange who?"
"orange you glad we didn't cost 10 billion dollars, financially hamstringing our parent corporation and therefore half the Las Vegas Strip for the next few decades, as well as being a harbinger of the 'upscale-ization' of Vegas and the alienation of the weekend tripper, and leaving vast hordes clamoring ever louder for the old Vegas?"

We are like the Winn

But not so...


This little flower went to market. This little flower stayed home. And this little flower got trick-rolled by the hooker at Hooters.

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