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How To Start Your Own Numbers Racket

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 7th June 2010 8:52am
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Times are hard. Ok they ain't as bad as they were a year ago, but seriously... there's got to be some way that workin' stiffs like us can break free from the shackles that bind us and become globe tripping casino moguls... right?

We present to you a step by step guide on how to start and operate your very own numbers racket*.

Step 1. Download and print out this blank, custom Keno card.

Downloadable Blank Keno Card

Step 2. Sell games to strangers for anywhere from $1-40 each. Tell them that your game is hooked into the same computer network as any one of these casinos.

Step 3. Profit. Nobody wins Keno, except Sid Caesar.

Let us know how it works out for you.

But seriously... this could be a fun little party game to get rolling during poker night or at a cocktail party. Fling around some forms, entrust someone organized to be the banker, pull out the laptop and get a high stakes game of Keno going on the side. Be warned, depending on locale, if you put a house rake on the jackpot you've probably committed racketeering which could send you to the can, Stan.

*Disclaimer: chances are this is illegal where you live. Check your local listings. By reading this guide/joke you understand that risks may be involved when starting and operating your own numbers racket and agree to accept full responsibility for your actions and free VegasTripping from any liability thereto related.

Let the games begin! Toot-toot!

Tagged: keno   ballys   


Comments & Discussion:

Nice disclaimer Chuckmonster. LOL Be fun trying it at a party, not to make any money of course> (?)

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