BLEACH!!!
There are some things in Vegas you just don't do. You don't...
...give the timeshare pusher the time of day.
...gamble a cent without a player's card.
...show any interest to the ultra attractive woman sitting by herself at any bar inside Mandalay Bay.
...pay rack rate at a Harrah's property.
...use the shatphone.
...pay for transportation to a strip club.
But even if you've been guilty of any or all of these things, there's nothing more wrong - more highly recommended against - than what you're about to witness. You can bathe yourself in bleach. You can even set yourself ablaze. But even after doing that, you can never sanitize the germs from an Imperial Palace Luv Tub room.
Yuck!

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I tell ya, when I was young, broke, and constantly horny I would've jumped at the chance to bring a girl to this ready-to-use porn set even if I had to beat back the rats crawling up the drain.
Where's my Super8 camera?
This is a hilarious, but accurate, list of vegas "don'ts". I had never considered the shatphone thing before, but I will keep it in mind for the future.
Meow!
Nerdy hot chick vibe, check. Dress shirt with ball cap, check. Nothing's hotter than watching your back fat giggle in the mirror while you do a push-thrust or two.
Oh and love the fact the Luv-Tub enclosure is solid plastic. Bring in the bleach hose Maria!
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