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Dear Steve Wynn, Happy 888,888th
Dear Steverino,
Golly, it sure has been a long time since we chatted... and I don't mean via the various go-betweens that have popped up between us - lawyer goons, Wynn Resorts twittererers and the delightfully wonderful Jxxxxxxxxxxxx (such a flirt.) Y'know, we should really cut the middlemen and spend some time together chatting... you and me, chillin like villians in matching leather buttoned argyle cardigans, sipping scotch by the fireplace as Paolo and Maxine engage in hijinks and fisticuffs. Good times.
We could talk about Basquiat, Beethoven, baccarat, bouillabaisse and blowjobs... y'know guy stuff. Perhaps we should consider making a Bing and Bob style buddy movie... but upgraded for the Now Generation - a big screen 3D affair directed by James Cameron, we could call it "Abattoir" or "The Road to Macau Goes Directly Past Macao" or "Chuck and Steve's Steve and Chuck's Big Adventure." I promise that you won't have to climb up on the roof - we could do dis from da lobby.
Anyways, I know you're super busy today, so I'll just get to the point - and I don't mean Luxor - wishing you a healthy and happy 68th birthday. Hrm... 6x8=888,888 - just in time for Encore Macau to open!
There's a gift receipt taped to the bottom of the box top in case it doesn't fit.
Ciao,
-Chuckmonster
Thanks to Sperman508 for sharing his photo with Steverino. Have one? Send it to info@.

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my oh my Steve, that sweater sure is tight...
(pants)
Is that his shirt collar or is he growing neckwings?
With all of that botox work, you'd have never guessed!
Happy Birthday, Mr. Steve!
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