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Haze Offers Tiesto, Gouging

By MikeE on Friday, 4th December 2009 11:41pm
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We've been hearing rumblings that ARIA's Haze nightclub will have its official grand opening later than the rest of the resort on New Year's Eve.

But that's not the only page they've torn out of XS's book. In the same way Encore's mega club gouged dudes at the door over Labor Day weekend to the tune of $200 (no, there isn't an extra "0" in that number), Haze is taking gouging to a whole 'nother level.

Got a penis? $300. Don't have a penis? $300.


Sure, I get it. It's Tiesto. World famous DJ, blah, blah, blah. It's not like I can't go see him in any other city for under $50. DJ AM was $30 back when Body English was the hottest ticket in town - that, my friends, was actually a good value.

If for some strange reason I found myself in Vegas over the New Year's celebrations, you can find me at the Mandarin Bar. $100 cover, phenomenal views, and less *oontz* *oontz* *oontz*. Info here (pdf file).



Comments & Discussion:

I'll shamefully admit I paid 150 to get into XS on saturday night on labor day weekend. The thing is, I respect the fact that they clearly state the price on the sign, and don't play games at the door. Myself or anyone else can make an informed decision and either go or not go... Not wait for 20 minutes, then get the run around on admission while they test how much we are willing to tip. I guarantee you, in the heyday, there were credit card advanced college kids probably being swindled under the table for more at other Vegas clubs. By all means charge 300 to get in, but you better justify the experience.

How much for DJ AM now?

Wait, wait, it's just a flat fee to get into these things? Or are the prices you list not including the Penis To Vagina Ratio game and the obligatory shakedown of under the table money?

Oh well, not like I'll likely be going in anyway. I won't have any space to breathe in a room so full of UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS

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